I’ve never been into porn parodies. Who wants to masturbate to the same things you enjoy on a non-sexual level? (Apparently, a lot of people.) Does watching The Simpsons porn enhance your love of the classic episodes or just give you horrifying visions of yellow-painted actors while watching Mr. Plow? Here are 10 childhood-ruining porn parodies:
The Smurfs Porn
I guess the live action movie was already childhood-ruining, but this isn’t helping.
Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure
This porno sets the record for number of times a penis is called a “Pee-Wee.”
Scooby Doo Porn
Scooby’s kidnapping: nefarious plot or incredibly convenient plot device for keeping the budget of this parody down?
The Simpsons Porn
This exists. D’oh!
Who’s The Boss Porn
If you spent your childhood mentally undressing Katherine Helmond, this is for you.
The Flintstones Porn
Yes, but will Dino finally get laid? That’s the question America wants answered.
Saved By The Bell Porn
I assume Zach gives someone a “Hot Sundae,” a sexual move whose definition I do not know.
Ghostbusters Porn
Who ya gonna bone? Some kind of ghost, I guess?
Star Wars Porn
It’s a trap! This porn parody isn’t canon!
If comic porn is your thing, check out the 5 Avenger Porn Parodies.
Super Mario Bros Porn
Remember this level of Mario Bros? Y’know, the Tron Dominatrix level?
Now that you’ve ruined your childhood, how about the 9 porn parodies that will haunt you forever or cleanse your mind with the top 10 sexy girl gifs.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
