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More Proof You Should Skip Salad: Woman Finds Dead Lizard In Her Salad

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Listen, I commend people who go out of their way to stuff their face with salad, I really do. I just can’t imagine devouring plants with a hint of dressing. I’d rather devour foods from the “You May Get Diabetes” food group. But some people enjoy eating salads, especially if there aren’t any dead lizards in it.

Michelle Carr, a Maine woman, was simply preparing a salad with a bag of store bought romaine lettuce she purchased at a supermarket in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. And wouldn’t you know it, but after a few bites her fork found something that shouldn’t had been there: a dead lizard.

More Proof You Should Skip Salad: Woman Finds Dead Lizard In Her Salad

The lizard, was a 3-inch lizard, minus the tail. And no surprise here, but Carr of course threw up, believing she had ingested harmful bacteria.

And now because of this atrocity, a spokesman for the Health Department says an investigation would be conducted by the Food and Drug Administration.

In conclusion, if you’re going to make the tough decision to eat salad for some reason, just play with your salad for a bit with your fork before going at it. You never know, there might just be a lizard or a gecko trying to sell you insurance.

h/t NY Post

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