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It must be party central at the local nursing home.
According to The Irish Post, men and dogs are walking around one Irish village with hard-ons thanks to the fumes and perhaps tainted water from a nearby Viagra plant.
Residents in Ringaskiddy claim their close proximity to the Pfizer plant that produces the magic dick pills has been assisting local men and dogs for the last two decades when it comes to producing, well, blood lumber. Thatâs right, kids. The so-called âlove fumesâ have been âgiving local men â and even their canine friends â enormous sexual powers.â
âOne whiff and youâre stiff,â said bartender Debbie OâGrady. âWeâve been getting the love fumes for years now for free.â
OâGradyâs mother doesnât seem to be bothered by it either, adding, âIâm a flirtatious woman, a lot of us are. You just have to have a spark, thatâs all. Thereâs a lovely man waiting down the road for me.â
As far as Pfizer is concerned, the story is nothing more than a âmyth.â
âOur manufacturing processes have always been highly sophisticated as well as highly regulated,â a spokesperson said.
Either way, it sounds like there isnât enough whiskey in Ireland to âbring downâ the men â and dogs â in Ringaskiddy.