Photo: Paul Zimmerman (Getty).
There is a lot of injustice in the world. There are also plenty of folks who don’t really know what that means, so they complain about little things on the internet using everyone’s favorite platform — memes! Since no one can stand hearing an argument go unopposed, most of the time memes that are against something or cast a certain behavior in a negative light have their fair share of detractors (also in meme form, of course).
Of course, this week’s matchup is a little different than the ones we’ve done so far. Previous examples focused on the right and wrong side of debates ranging from “does candy corn suck?” to “pineapple on pizza — yay or nay?” However, since Kermit the Frog is kind of a meme celeb these days, we went ahead and pit him against himself — much like the Evil Kermit meme already does. Only in this case, we’re looking to settle which meme is conducive to better jokes. Or, to simplify it even more, is it funnier to look the other way or internally debate your dark side? May the better meme win.
Evil Kermit VS. “But That’s None Of My Business”
Well, that was a no-brainer. “But That’s None of My Business” memes are basically just the modern day version of tacking the Seinfeld catchphrase, “That’s a shame” onto an observation. Also, they tend to lean a lot more serious/offensive/racist as you really dig into them in search. However, Evil Kermit not only delivers consistent laughs, but as you’ve now seen, has evolved nicely with time, often branching out to two evil Kermits (or completely new characters/animals) for an added punch. Sounds like the clear-cut winner to us…
…but that’s none of our business.
If you pour your milk before your cereal, however, we’ll make it our business.
Meme VS. Meme: Evil Kermit VS. 'But That's None Of My Business'
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Instagripe
If you're at the gym, you're being watched.
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Sleep It Off
You fail 100 percent of the time you don't try. But hey, more sleep!
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Their, They're
That's of very little consolation.
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Short And Sweet
...for you and you alone.
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Trouser Malfunction
Who are you, the pants police?
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Go For The Throat
The important thing is you grow (your arsenal of resentment) from the experience.
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Homie Don't Play That
It's a dangerously cheesy game you're playing when you don't share.
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Calm Before The Storm (Out)
This should end well.
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2Personal
And here's where Kermit starts getting mean.
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Tube Now, Sleep Later
What am I going to do, sit here not watching YouTube videos and have them get pulled before I ever see them? Unlikely.
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A Little On Edge
Sounds like a conversation best suited for your next holiday gathering with family, no?
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Kanye Rest (In Peace)
So that's what the inner workings of his brain consist of.
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Zero Gravi-tea
This flips the whole joke on its head (just doesn't really make it that much funnier).
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ETA TBD
But you don't have to say that last part.
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Bacon Begone
Into my belly.
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A Devil On Each Shoulder
Two evil Kermits cancel out, right?
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Funny, But Not Funny 'Haha'
Must be green tea.
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Turn Of Fozz
See, that title is exactly what good Fozzy was trying to avoid.
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That's A Shame
You'll get that reference when we announce our winner.
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Every Dog Has Its Day
And every competition has its champion.
