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Drinking just isn’t fun enough when you’re not destroying your liver function to the brink of death, is it? No, we have to spice up our drinking lives with clever drinking games that expedite an excessive amount of alcohol, greater and faster than our livers are prepared to tolerate. But these have got be the most terrible drinking games imaginable.
Edward 40s Hands is a classic bad idea drinking game that takes the average 16-ounce bladder and challenges it to hold five times its capacity while we stumble belligerently with giant glass bottles taped to our hands with no means for unzipping or expelling. Sounds dreamy, right? So what other fun activities can you add alcohol directly to in order to make it as thrilling as it is detrimental to our health and general self-awareness? Or better yet, what can we do to make regular drinking games into ridiculously terrible ideas, near unimaginable?
Well, have a look inside and see some unique inventions, possibly the most terrible drinking games imaginable, some more festive than others. Bet that beer is looking awfully tempting afterward. Eh, you’ll drink it anyway.
These Have Got To Be The Most Terrible Drinking Games Imaginable
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Terrible Drinking
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Prosecco Pong
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Why would you play beer bong when you could class it up, maximize the carbonation and burn your throat with each retch and vomit of prosecco pong?
The more it burns in the morning, the better you played.
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Four Locos Flip Cup
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Flip Cup with wine seems pretty daring, but maybe throwing in some once outlawed carbonated alcoholic energy drinks instead will sweeten the pot.
Either way, you lose, but it's your choice whether it's respect or complete liver function.
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Drunk Chess
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Chess is tough enough to get down sober, which means you should obviously replace the game pieces with shots of alcohol to make it more interesting and just as confusing.
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Seth Rogen Stoned
Every time Seth Rogen laughs like a muppet or smokes weed in a movie, you drink. So however long the movie is, that's how long you'll consecutively drink.
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Vodka Roulette
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Some people line up shots and play Where's My Water in which you take shots of vodka until you find the shot of water.
Fun fact: Most of the time there is no shot of water.
Alternate game name: Where'd My Life Go Wrong, Where's My Wife and Who Thought This Was a Good Idea.
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Edward 40s Hands
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Do 80 helpless, claustrophobic ounces of beer sound alright? Edward 40s Hands is the game that will duct tape both your hands to the pointless of uselessness, make it impossible to urinate despite having a tiny old man bladder and allow your friends to draw penises on your face while you're wide awake.
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Barmat Suicide Shot
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If you didn't get it on your 21st birthday, your time will come soon enough. Maybe someone bet you your bar tab, others will tell you it's a rite of passage or maybe people just love taking advantage of you when you drink.
Either way, the remnants of the rail barmat of an entire evening will end up in a shot glass, which you will press to your lips. In the morning, half your body will not function properly and you'll have HPV. Just kidding, you already had it.
