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I know there are plenty of absurd costumes out there, especially for single people — but can someone explain to me who in their right mind would want to go out in public dressed up as something called a “sexy goldfish”?
Just take a look at the tweet below:
Best sexy costume this year: sexy goldfish. pic.twitter.com/iEXEqImRsB
— Katherine! @ NYCC (@flatpatterning) September 22, 2017
Yes, that’s a real thing. And you can actually buy it. It’s called the “Cozy Goldfish,” but in reality it’s just an excuse for some gal to attempt to look hot by dressing up as the fish every kid got at their local fair — the same type of fish you would let die in less than 24 hours. But hey, don’t you worry because there are a few different versions of this costume for you to choose from:
@rhodabee get your sexy goldfish outfit… it’s Halloween!!! pic.twitter.com/FQJetqz2OV
— Megan Hunter (@Meganinmotion) October 6, 2017
2nd sexy goldfish costume I’ve seen now….I don’t hate it pic.twitter.com/OGjZStCurf
— Bean (@BeanTheBean) October 8, 2017
Am I the worst for loving this sexy goldfish costume pic.twitter.com/1afb1FCMk1
— Bean (@BeanTheBean) September 15, 2017
This is getting out of hand.
And yet, some people are all for it:
@CGeorginaxoxo why do I need this?
— rochelle✨ (@rochelleamberxx) October 17, 2017
To be fair, this is probably the most comfortable/wearable-looking iteration of the sexy costume concept that I’ve seen to date
— michelle (@rrrainbo) September 23, 2017
I like that I live during a time when I can dress up as a “sexy goldfish”
This is what the founding fathers wanted pic.twitter.com/b30EOd9fuC
— izabela (@dobrejako) October 4, 2017
Jesus Christ I want this
— Sarah (@sarahmoat_x) October 17, 2017
“I’M GONNA DRESS UP AS A GOLDFISH FOR HALLOWEEN.”
— Marissa. (@PliantSoul) October 3, 2017
Well, at least one person reading this will buy it, that’s for sure (share photos if you do).
h/t Someecards