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Only the fortunate few in this world have never heard of the infamous Kardashians, the rest of us have to deal with them in any way that we can. Who are the Kardashians, though, and why are they even famous? That is a million-dollar question. No one actually knows why this family is still famous when all they ever did was release a couple of sex tapes, and star in reality shows about first-world problems. In an effort to try and find something remarkable about them, here are some of their finest Instagram photos.
Kim Kardashian
You might not know this, but the Kardashians are actually secret superheroes. It might be that they’re like a family of Bruce Waynes, leading rich, glamorous lives during the day and fighting evil at night. If you look closely at this picture, you’ll see that a car is actually trying to hit Kim, but the villainous driver is obviously unaware of the fact that a Kardashian ass is indestructible. There’s no doubt that the mighty Kim managed to disable the driver afterward and bring him to justice. Go, Kim!
Kourtney Kardashian
We can practically hear you yelling “Who the hell is this?” as we post this picture of Kourtney (yes, with a K) Kardashian, but we really don’t know. It’s one of the members of the clan and has the privilege to carry that special surname. Anyways, like all true superheroes, the Kardashians also need special costumes. As you can see on this picture, Kourtney is going for a homemade, rugged Catwoman look and it’s working out nicely.
Khloe Kardashian
How are you supposed to tell all the Kardashians apart when all of their names start with the letter K? Well, it’s pretty much impossible, but you’ll have to take our word for it. Here is yet another member of this amazing superhero family just patrolling the neighborhood and looking for trouble. Khloe’s main super power is extra skimpy outfit and lots of money. The criminals don’t stand a chance.
Kylie Jenner
How is Kylie Jenner a Kardashian? That is one of the life’s greatest mysteries. Seeing how the first ones are superheroes, it is only natural to assume that the Jenner part of the family are supervillains. In order to support that theory, here’s a black-and-white evil promo picture with her sidekick “The Butterfly Man.” Not only is she smoking in the picture (to show just how bad she is), but she’s also getting ready to pull out someone’s Internet cable and ruin their life. How can someone be this evil?
Kendall Jenner
Of course, Kylie is not alone in her endeavors to destroy the Kardashians. Her sister (?!) Kendall is there to help with her incredible athletic abilities. As you can see on this picture, she loves giving her evil horse a foot massage before they go off on their plundering adventures. By the way, is it just us, or is there something really strange about this dark horse? Despite the fact that he is not complaining about being stamped on by this Kardashian-nemesis, he also seems to be longer than most other horses. That’s what happens when you mess with the occult, we suppose.
Do you love the Kardashians and their incredible adventures? Which character is your favorite and why? Let us know in the comment section.
