Florida Man Committing Burglary Takes A Break To Have Sex

August 30, 2017

Car sex. Photo: RuslanDashinsky (Getty).

Sometimes you and your girl just can’t wait to do the dirty deed. When that hunger starts calling, it’s almost unbearable to wait until you get home to lay the pipe.

This apparently isn’t an issue for Florida Man, who gets down when he wants to get down — even if he’s in the middle of committing a crime.

Florida Man Committing Burglary Takes A Break To Have Sex

A guy out in Cooper City, Florida had a good time while taking stuff that doesn’t belong to him. Before driving off with a trailer, he and his passenger decided to get a little freaky in the middle of the parking lot. I guess burglary is a turn-on for these two.

Once he was done doing you know what with his passenger, the guy continued to the back of his pick-up truck and attached the business’ $1,200 trailer to it. He then drove out of frame, taking off after getting off.

The local sheriff is now looking for the guy, and it may be dangerous since Florida Man has been known to lose his shit over McDonald’s ice cream machine being broken.

h/t ACJ.com

If they do catch him, here’s hoping his alibi is better than the Florida Man who blamed damage he caused on a “hookah-smoking caterpillar.”

Erik is a longtime writer and editor who was once an underground hip-hop superstar with dreams of playing in the NBA. Those dreams became afterthoughts when Erik met the love of his life -- pizza. Unable to dunk a basketball anymore, and coping with being full from eating yet another large with pepperoni and onions, Erik gave up rap stardom and began writing on the internet because it’s so much cooler than rapping, touring the world and being a rich basketball player. He also likes romantic comedies.