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Another week, another batch of the funniest tweets collected for your viewing pleasure. Give them a read, and remember to follow these fine folks on Twitter. They’re not just putting their hilarious thoughts out there for their health, after all. Plus, if you’re just going to wind up repeating these jokes to your friends later and passing them off as your own, the least you can do is throw a little admiration their way. It’s only fair.
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Funny Tweets 8-25-17
— Mike Diva (@mikediva) August 20, 2017
Chameleons are fun cause they’ll grab anything you give them. pic.twitter.com/aTJ2Abjrs4
— Emma Ward (@Emma_The_Ward) August 17, 2017
Me looking at the eclipse so I can file disability on Monday pic.twitter.com/cyjtijPUqS
— DwightTheWriter (@DwightAventJr) August 20, 2017
I love when your family friends are always like “oh sweetie you’re gonna break some hearts one day” like yea Aunt Kathy my own, 15 times.
— Maria Humayun (@Maria_Humayun) August 16, 2017
I’m still shook pic.twitter.com/TPYLRNHDP0
— ashleen (@ashleenn_) August 20, 2017
How old is # 18? https://t.co/he3njjvcjd
— (@camgonework15) August 21, 2017
When your cellular connection accidentally shoots your shot for you… pic.twitter.com/fijEJtOHSc
— kody (@KodeineCrazy) August 15, 2017
much like the moon, I also like to stand in front of my hotter friends and dramatically become the center of attention
— aaron (@aaronmedwards) August 21, 2017
Member the days when ur dads mysterious pal could get u a shitey dvd copy of a film that wasnt due to come out for abt 3 years
— umbypumby (@rachelcarroll12) August 15, 2017
I bought that Annabelle 2 movie from a bootleg man .. it was a video of this nigga playing with dolls in the dark
— Playaa (@KaceePlayaa) August 15, 2017
1980: “I bet there will be flying cars in the future”
2017: pic.twitter.com/NtpGiD8CdV
— Jason (@ayyjqce) August 15, 2017
[Daily Planet]
Lois Lane: All I’m assigned lately is puff piecesClark Kent: that sounds… Lois *lowers glasses* Lame
Lois: omg Superman?
— krusekontrol (@RCKruseKontrol) August 20, 2017
Why is it when the sun blacks out on a Monday afternoon it’s an “amazing natural phenomenon” but when I do it’s a “problem”
— Jenn Quinn (@JennnQuinn) August 20, 2017
Me walking into a Burlington Coat Factory pic.twitter.com/esEIiJjnaF
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) August 14, 2017
PSA: don’t look directly at the sun during the solar eclipse because it might get nervous and mess up
— Vienna (@viennakendall) August 20, 2017
what the fuck pic.twitter.com/EXpevzsf3S
— Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) August 20, 2017
HA HA HA I’ve blocked the Sun! Make way for the Moon. #SolarEclipse2017 pic.twitter.com/nZCoqBlSTe
— NASA Moon (@NASAMoon) August 21, 2017
Vegan friends: I just don’t want to put all that shit in my body
Also Vegan friends: pic.twitter.com/NrkgFlhcMS
— Manors (@Manorstx) August 16, 2017
my ex was behind me in the popeyes drive thru and he screams out his window “you fucking lied about hating chicken bitch”
— Kenna (@kenna_alitz) August 17, 2017
Not to spoil the eclipse for y’all but Bella chooses Edward lol
— oovoo javer (@ziamalso) August 20, 2017
