Here’s A Nun Hauling Ass Down A Hill On Her Bike

By Tommy Gimler

Screenshot: Twitter

Well, cross that one off the bucket list.

One of the greatest things about waking up every morning with a pulse is that you never know what you’re going to see later on that day. Hell, just this week alone, we’ve seen two guys fight on the street using trash cans and machetes, stories circulating that suggested a 70-year-old O.J. Simpson was busted jerking off in his jail cell and of course, a woman marrying a calf because she thinks it’s her reincarnated husband.

But just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any crazier than that, somebody proves us wrong by posting a video of this nun hauling ass on her bike like she’s trying to catch the guy wearing the yellow jersey in the Tour de France.

Not to take away anything thing from badass level of this nun, but if you find yourself wondering if it’s really that slow of a news day, the answer is obviously yes.

h/t Deadspin

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Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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