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Everybody knows someone who likes to dish out sex advice on the regular, and quite often it doesn’t seem that logical. But there is a whole other level of bad sex advice givers. They make you question their knowledge of biology, anatomy, physics, and mathematics, as their advice are asinine. So here we have a collection of advice people got that you should definitely steer clear of, unlike our scientifically proven tips on how to have longer sex.
The Health Ed Caused Bad Sex Advice
Firstly, some terrible sex advice that is a result of bad or non-existent sex ed classes.
“Double wrap condoms for twice the safety.”
Actually, this terrible advice originates not primarily due to skipping sex education classes but more from having bad grades in physics as the friction of two condoms will make tearing them apart more likely.
“Dip your balls in a mug of hot water to kill all the sperm. Then she can’t get pregnant.”
It’s ironic how people who believed this don’t deserve to further their line.
“My brother in law once told me he believed that if you pull out 3/4 of the way, it won’t make it all the way up and she won’t get pregnant. Seriously. He is the semi proud father of two kids, both before age 22.”
The last part puts the seal of idiot approval on this terrible sex advice.
“You can test to see if a girl has an STD by sticking some lemon juice inside her. If it burns, she has Chlamydia/gonorrhea/any STD, a 13 year old knows that.”
We would pay to see guys trying to put lemon juice near a girl’s privates while she looks at him with a “Not another one with a weird fetish” face.
