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Just think of all that salt water and sand getting into spots they shouldn’t be in.
If you were on Dennis beach in Cape Cod, Massachusetts this pass Tuesday then you may or may not have been part of the crowd that was cheering on a bunch of teens who decided to have sex in the water for some reason. Oh, and they were all busted.
That’s right, folks — four teens: 19 year-old Lukas Kaminski, 19-year-old Molly Hines, 18-year-old Julianna Murphy and 18-year-old Stephen Cerrone decided to make their beach visit a memorable one, so they downed a couple of beers and had sex. But they were all arrested.
And they had an audience, too. Check out the video below of a bunch of folks cheering them on.
4 people just got dragged out of the water for having sex at #MayflowerBeach. Talk about fireworks @stoolpresidente @FeitsBarstool pic.twitter.com/ZZzAArFJ8n
— OnYoGirlsAgendaRenda (@RendPiece) July 4, 2017
via NY Post
Dennis police said one of their officers, Detective Matthew Turner, was patrolling the Mayflower Beach when four people “acting inappropriately in the water” were discovered. A beachgoer told Turner that a few people were having sex.
The teens were “embraced with one another” while some were looking on in astonishment, he wrote in a police report.
There was also a fifth teen involved, but this teen was under the age of 18. So if you’re keeping count, that’s five people all hooking up with each other.
Here are the four teens who are over the age of 18 leaving the courtroom.
Police: Reports of public sex on #Dennis beach led to charges for teenshttps://t.co/OVDB1Onp4B #CapeCod @HavenCCT @madeleine_list pic.twitter.com/r9QoPj3Jiw
— Cape Cod Times (@capecodtimes) July 6, 2017
All teens were charged with disorderly conduct, and according to Judge Robert Welsh III the four teens “will not be arraigned for at least six months,” as they will first attend a program for first-time offenders. As far as the 17-year-old, he will be headed to juvenile court next week.
Next time just stick to a game of Frisbee.