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It’s not often that you’d hear somebody say that they would have rather been shot in the face 35 times, but this seems to qualify as one of those moments.
According to the Daily Mail, a woman in India is being held in jail while police investigate the death of her father-in-law, who of course died from excessive bleeding after she lunged at him, “grabbed his genitals like a vice” and squeezed so hard that his testicles burst.
Man Dies After Cockfight When Daughter-In-Law Squeezes His Balls So Hard They Burst
Just why was Anima Kharia so pissed off? You guessed it: She and her husband owned a rooster, and it got smoked during an illegal cockfight in Jharkhand. That led to an argument between the couple, and when her father-in-law Gau Kerketta tried to intervene and calm down the situation, Kharia beelined it to his nuts and squeezed those fuckers so hard that he “dropped dead on the spot.”
“The couple was probably drunk,” police officer Ashok Kumar said. “The father-in-law tried to pacify them, but the woman grabbed his testicles and squeezed them.”
Kharia claims that she wasn’t trying to kill her father-in-law, but we say fuck that. Between grabbing guys in their grapes as a means of “settling” arguments and getting involved in illegal cockfights, this girl is a mess. Nothing short of the chair will suffice in this case.
