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Tom Cruise’s new movie The Mummy comes out today but it has already been bashed left and right as some critics are calling it Cruise’s “worst film ever.” Ouch. But not to worry, Tommy, MLB Network is here to make sure more people go to see your new movie — well, more perverts at least.
Recently during a ballgame on MLB Network, the network decided to remind folks that there will be a Colorado Rockies versus Chicago Cubs game on Friday on their channel. And they reminded folks by having a graphic on the bottom left corner of the screen. The only problem was that the graphic was placed over another ad promoting The Mummy.
And well…this happened.
are you fucking kidding me pic.twitter.com/LtzPxH6hps
— Ali (@TheyCallMeYDG) June 9, 2017
That’s right, folks, it’s The Cummy. And of course this sounds like a porn parody of the The Mummy, a porn parody that is probably already in the works.
And of course Twitter had quite the reaction.
— Papí Churro (@bloodycowards) June 9, 2017
— Rich Hansen (@JustRichHansen) June 9, 2017
I usually stay out of those theaters
— Tony Martinac (@BroncRox190) June 9, 2017
The Cummy..starring Ron Jeremy as Tom Cruise
— Old School (@DonnyTinyHands) June 9, 2017
And they say Hollywood is running out of new ideas. I smell a #Summer #Blockbuster
— Rap Bastardz (@RapBastardz) June 9, 2017
My ex didn’t tell me she was making a film….
— Austin St. Kloud (@AustinStKloud) June 9, 2017
Perhaps Tom Cruise should have chosen the The Cummy script instead.
h/t SB Nation
