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It’s OK, though. I’m pretty sure typing “MIFL” will still get you where you’re looking to go.
The gang at Pornhub is back with another spectacular map of the United States, and this time they’re here to show us just how pathetic Americans are at spelling whatever it is they’re looking to jerk off to for that day. Even more embarrassing might be the fact that there are quite a few states with masturbators who are so damn lazy and dull that they’re going to a porn site and searching for…wait for it…porn.
Well, for the sake of this article, it looks as though the majority of those unoriginal bastards are looking for “porm.”
Illustration: Pornhub
The funniest part of the map just might be the fact that the crew at Pornhub felt inclined to include the correct spellings of the search terms because you know that somewhere out there in West Virginia, there is at least one dude who insists that cartoon is spelled with just one “o.”
In a related story, guys punching their clowns in Minnesota really seem to have a thing for their families created through divorce. Don’t believe us? When they’re not searching for “step mon” smut, the link below will show you that they’re busy looking for skin flicks of stepsisters.
h/t Barstool Sports
