If you were on the fence about having kids this will probably help you decide against them.
Let’s all talk about a dad named Jess Mab-Phea Hill, from Omaha. And we have to talk about him because he was having a pretty damn good day until his daughter Alessandra decided to turn his day into a complete horror movie. And all that it took was poop.
This poop story, which Jesse shared on Facebook, began like this:
“So I was having a pretty good day. Dropped the boy off at school, worked out, let the dogs outside and began chilling like a boss in my man cave in the basement. Mayra was out teaching her workout class, Alessandra was sleeping in her room and the dogs were outside. I had the house to myself and I was taking full advantage of watching unimpeded YouTube videos. I scan the basement from the stairs thinking the dogs dropped a deuce before I let them outside.I see nothing….. And then my blood runs cold when I realize the stink is coming from the upper floor.”
And this is what he was confronted with:
And if you wanted details:
“The walls, the toys, the windows, the curtains, the play bench, the floor, the baby piano, my hopes, all covered in crap. It looked like a real category 5 s*** storm blew thru her room.”
Photo: Facebook
Photo: Facebook
I can smell that from here.
h/t NY Post
