Photo: LiveLeak
It’s pretty clear that this lady isn’t very good at this.
There are tons of thieves and shoplifters out there that are complete idiots. If you need some examples just take a look at the most obvious thief of all time. Or take a look at this lady who attempted to steal a frying pan from IKEA by shoving it down her pants. Clearly not the brightest folks. And we can add the lady below to the list.
Late last month a woman walked out with a shopping cart with up to $650 of stolen goods from an Ontario Walmart. The only problem for her is that she couldn’t even get the goods completely out of the parking lot because she completely face-plants like an ass.
Let’s take a look at this idiot in action thanks to LiveLeak.
But as dumb as this lady looks, this is actually not the first time she’s stolen from the same Walmart, as employees told police that she has stolen nearly $2,500 worth of products a few days earlier. And she wasn’t alone, as according to CTV Kitchener she was helped by two men and three women.
The woman got away, though, even with her face plant. She’s described as being white, in her early 40s, and she also has a tattoo on her back. So clearly this woman is a winner in life.
Well, the police can keep looking for her, or they can just wait for her to face-plant again and knock herself unconscious. Probably the latter.
