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If you thought everybody in Canada humped just to stay warm, well, think again.
According to CBC, there are snakes in Canada. Lots of them, in fact. If you’re one of those guys looking for proof, look no further than this clip of more than 50,000 red-sided garter snakes in Narcisse, Manitoba that have emerged from their underground caves and are ready to partake in the “world’s biggest snake orgy.”
The females apparently release a pheromone that drives the males crazy. You know, the kind of crazy where you get all horned up and slither and crawl over a bunch of other dudes while you wait for the ladies to arrive in “ones and twos.”
Personally, I wouldn’t be able to do it. I mean, I’ll shop elsewhere if there is one other set of male genitalia in the same room much less tens of thousands of them being run across my back. Plus, throw in the amount of accidental eye contact that would likely go down, perhaps even at the point of climax, and yeah, I’ll just pass, thank you very much.
