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And we’re dead serious.
So it sounds like the dude in this story was trying to top the teen who was found with 210 beers and some weed in his truck. Customs officials in Arizona who had been assigned to the State Route 80 Immigration Checkpoint pulled over a driver who was driving around a white hearse.
And when they conducted a search through this innocent looking hearse they discovered, thanks to their dog, that the dude did not have a dead body inside of a coffin. He instead had 67 pounds of marijuana. That’s right, folks. And all of this is worth more than $33,000.
The CBP in Arizona tweeted all about it.
Guy Arrested After 67 Pounds Of Weed Is Discovered Inside A Coffin
Willcox #USBP agents arrest 1, seize hearse with over 67lbs. of marijuana in smuggling effort near Whetstone #AlwaysVigilant #HonorFirst pic.twitter.com/umW4NXgMJJ
— CBP Arizona (@CBPArizona) April 30, 2017
Here’s a closer look.
Photo: Twitter
Photo: Twitter
And guess what? The driver, a 28-year-old American man, had put several bags of shit inside of the coffin in order to disguise the marijuana smell. Clever. Sort of.
This dude has now been arrested and charged with narcotics-smuggling.
h/t UPI