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If you think the craziest thing that has ever gone down at Soapy’s Coin Laundromat is somebody washing their whites and colors together, think again.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 57-year-old man was arrested last weekend after he allegedly walked into the St. Petersburg laundromat, took a shit on the floor and then threw it in the soap loading compartment of a commercial washing machine.
Florida Man Poops On Laundromat Floor Then Deposits It In Washing Machine
Witnesses said Michael Shannon took a nasty crap around 7:40 a.m. on April 8, so they called 911. Police officers who responded to the scene said the “evidence” was still present when they arrived. After questioning Shannon about the “deuce heard ’round St. Pete,” he confessed to dropping trou, defecating on the floor, scooping it up with his bare hands and trying to use it as laundry detergent.
Shannon was charged with criminal mischief, a misdemeanor, and booked into the county jail. Police said total damages from the incident will come in around the $475 mark unless of course nobody told the local asshole about what happened and let him use that same machine to wash his new Versace black coup de Dieu shirt.
