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You have to be pretty messed up in the head to punch an animal as cute as a donkey in the face, as the only few times it’s OK to punch any animal in the face is if it’s eating you. But that wasn’t the case here.
Lucas Dietrich, an 18-year-old man from Illinois, decided to be a complete jackass and punch an actual jackass in the face. According to cops, Dietrich was visiting Willoughby Farm in Collinsville for a birthday party, when he went ahead and punched Amore, a 13-year-old miniature Mediterranean donkey, under the donkey’s right ear. That’s right, a mini donkey. Not only that, but the idiot filmed it and shared it on his Twitter. And thanks to his stupid move someone tipped off police.
And Here’s A Jackass Who Was Arrested For Punching A Donkey In The Face
Police quickly found Dietrich and placed some cuffs on him, as they charged him with a pair of misdemeanor animal cruelty charges. The idiot is now due in court on April 27.
And don’t worry, the donkey was not seriously injured.
Now here’s hoping a herd of donkeys run over Dietrich. Now that would be ideal.
h/t The Smoking Gun
