“Stick with me now, ’cause you’re a bunch of dumb motherfuckers.”
“She’s a whore, your daughter…she fucks everybody in here.”
“You got another bathroom here where you can fuckin’ masturbate, play with yourself. Do what you want. I don’t really give a fuck, ya know?”
Those are just a couple of choice gems from the house tour video below, recorded by a guy named Joe Pitzo and uploaded to YouTube by his son Kyle. Honestly, we’d love to tell you more about it, but as you’ll soon see, brevity is the name of the game. You don’t like it, well, then as Joe would say, “Go fuck yourself.” (Hey, we told you already that this post was NSFW.)
Guy Gives The Most Nonchalant House Tour Ever
OK, now that you’ve seen the video and have no doubt laughed yourself to tears, here’s just a snippet of extra info concerning just what the hell is going on here, which was provided by Kyle himself:
Little background story on this video – my dad was doing a video tour for Zillow to sell my grandparents house. When he did the tour he needed my phone so i let him borrow it. He comes back with my phone and leaves me with this video. I cried laughing and had to upload it.
We’ve not seen a video this disrespectful of the dead since the two women twerking on a man’s coffin. But the fact that this one felt like it was being narrated by Tony Soprano (the dude was even wearing a track suit) makes up for all of that.
h/t The A.V. Club
