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You know on second thought, I’m going to go ahead and wait out the storm instead of evacuating.
Put a microphone in front of a drunk Australian who has been on this planet for more than 60 years, and odds are you’re going to walk away with a sound byte that is either going to be listened to by millions of people or get you fired. Or hell, maybe even both.
Case in point is this reporter for 7 News in Australia who decided to go into a Bowen neighborhood despite the fact that we should all “see what’s written on the fence line around here” and interview a couple of elderly friends who appeared to be obeying officials who told all residents to stay indoors while Cyclone Debbie made her way through town.
But by the sound of things, some of the guys in Bowen might want to go outside and see if Cyclone Debbie is currently rolling through their neck of the woods because it seems as though she’s quite the freak.
Drunk Australian Tells Reporter Cyclone Debbie Is Giving Out Blow Jobs
Oh, Kev, you dirty bastard. Something tells us this isn’t the first time you’ve been sitting around the card table talking about blow jobs.
h/t Barstool Sports
