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If Anthony J. Danner ever decides to apply for a job at McDonald’s, he’s going to have a rather embarrassing story to tell after checking the box next to “Have you been convicted of a crime in the last five years?”
That’s because according to the Peoria Journal Star, the 55-year-old South Peoria man “pleaded guilty Thursday in Peoria County Circuit Court to one count of having sex with an animal.”
That “animal?” You guessed it: A female husky named Velvet and male malamute named Wolf, each of whom Danner decided to have sex with between March 1 and March 17 of last year.
And Here We Have An Illinois Man Who Got Busted Humping Several Dogs
Danner was sentenced to 30 months probation for his actions, and he also received 180 days in the clink. He is also “barred from having unsupervised contact with animals,” and he “must allow inspectors from Peoria County Animal Protection Services access to his home for unannounced visits and his Internet usage is restricted way from certain web sites.”
Almost as disturbing as having sex with his dogs is that Danner has been cited seven times for failure to vaccinate pet for rabies, although it’s unknown if any of the victims were actually suffering from the disease at the time they were violated.
Now I’m not 100 percent sure that you can contract rabies by humping a dog who has it, and I’m not about to google it to find out, so you’re on your own there, guys. Either way, rabies or no rabies, Danner is one sick puppy.
