This Frozen Red Fox Is A Brutal Reminder That Falling Into A River In Winter Sucks Balls

January 13, 2017

Photo: mlorenzphotography (Getty)

I mean, if it’s not slowly walking down to the edge of the river while continually looking over your shoulder to make sure a predator and his family aren’t waiting to tear you to shreds, it’s apparently this:

This Frozen Red Fox Is A Brutal Reminder That Falling Into A River In Winter Sucks Balls

Fox fell into Danube and drowned before being frozen in ice https://t.co/3lrumkXccs pic.twitter.com/U7OYhYCacJ

— Evening Standard (@standardnews) January 13, 2017

That’s right, kids. A red fox recently made his way toward the Danube River in Fridingen, Germany, where it looks colder than the tit of a witch. He accidentally fell in and drowned. Some dude found him four days later and used a saw to cut him out of the river. He’s now on full display as a harsh reminder for the entire animal kingdom that life is a bitch, especially in the winter.

Here’s one more look at it:

Perfectly frozen fox is eerie reminder that nature is cruel https://t.co/dKONOr24GB pic.twitter.com/XsOdxgen2v

— Jason Wu (@jq9339) January 13, 2017

Temperatures across Europe have apparently been brutally cold over the last week or so, and that’s something that should be obvious after looking at the pictures of this poor frozen bastard. And don’t forget these poor frozen moose.

h/t BroBible

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