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It looks like you can throw a thorough seat cleaning on the Maricopa County taxpayers’ tab this year.
According to KGUN 9, a 31-year-old Mesa woman said she was poisoned, and that’s why she was roaming around a Gila Bend truck stop naked as can be earlier this month.
It’s also the fourth different story she has given the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office.
Regardless of why Lisa Luna was walking around buck naked in broad daylight, Deputy Francisco Campillo did his best to bring the situation to an end when he had her wait on the driver’s side of his police truck while he fetched a blanket from the other side. Unfortunately for Campillo, when he walked back around to cover her up, Luna was gone.
Just where did Luna disappear to? You guessed it: Behind the wheel of the police truck, and we’re pretty sure you can guess what happened next:
Naked Arizona Woman Steals Police Truck And Takes It For One Hell Of A Joyride
The chase eventually came to an end on the side of an Arizona highway, and Luna was apprehended by what looked to be damn near a dozen other officers. It was at that point that Luna revealed that she had been raped. She recanted the rape story a short while later and then said she was…wait for it…”high on methamphetamine and spice.”
Luna then told ABC 15 she had been drugged by a friend, and now she’s saying she was poisoned. We’ll just go with Option E: She’s fucked up.
