Man looking at adults website on tablet. Photo: grinvalds (Getty).
The porn industry is one of the most lucrative in entertainment, but that doesn’t mean everything is run professionally like on a Hollywood set. With so many videos being shot at home or on a small budget, it leads to things happening in the background that they probably didn’t expect or notice. Thankfully, many of our eagle-eyed friends spotted the hilarity and had the image burned into their brains for eternity. We asked some of our porn-watching friends to discuss the most bizarre NON-SEXUAL thing they’ve ever seen in a porn video. We made sure to specify non-sexual, because, well, obvious reasons. If anything, you’ll find a whole new game to play when you watch porn called, “let’s see what they forgot to clear out of the room before shooting the video!”
The Most Bizarre Non-Sexual Things Seen In A Porn Video?
What’s On TV?
Anytime there’s a TV on, I’m no longer interested in the sex and my only concern is trying to find out what they’re watching. Usually it’s just more porn, which is cool in an Inception kind of way, but not necessarily interesting. The best thing I ever saw was the menu screen for Crash Bandicoot. Like, was someone playing Crash Bandicoot before getting it on, or did they have it loaded up to play as soon as they were done?
Oh My Dog!
Dog on Chair. Photo: Image by Erin Vey (Getty).
In my opinion nothing will ever be funnier, or catch me more off guard, than when you see a dog wander across a room in the background. I mean, really? Imagine the kind of things that dog has seen.
Gotta Finish
Photo: New Line Cinema
I like when a porn was clearly shot in someone’s house and not on a set, mainly because there are always personal items viewable in the scene. Once I saw a family photo, which really grossed me out, but my favorite was when I saw some DVDs on the shelf and I couldn’t make them all out, but the one thing that was clear was a Final Destination box set. I love that when this guy isn’t shooting homemade porn, he’s watching Devon Sawa escape death.
Are You Cereal?
Photo: Roberto Machado Noa/LightRocket (Getty).
Oh man, so I saw this cam girl video once and she had some snacks sitting beside her bed and one of them was a box of Minions cereal. I didn’t even know that was a thing. I’m glad she’s using the money she makes from her sexy cam work to buy nutritious cereal based on a popular children’s movie franchise.
Swirling The Drain
Flushing toilet bowl landscape. Photo: Peter Dazeley (Getty).
AN UNFLUSHED TOILET! HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT AND WHY ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT DOESN’T FLUSH THE TOILET AFTER YOU USE IT?? (For the record it wasn’t like a piss porn or anything like that either, so there was really no excuse for it.)
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Putting Food On The Table
Woman eating a strawberry dipped in chocolate sauce. Photo: Glow Cuisine (Getty).
I saw a half eaten edible arrangement sitting on a table once. I guess you could say that wasn’t the only thing that was…half eaten that day lol. That was a sex joke, in case that wasn’t obvious? Sorry.
Is That “My” Watch?
Young man wearing virtual reality headset. Photo: alvarez (Getty).
I don’t know if this counts as something in the background, but the first time I ever tried VR porn I couldn’t focus on the sex because I was too distracted by the watch the guy I was pretending to be was wearing. It was seriously the nicest watch I’ve ever owned, virtual or not.
All Aboard
Photo: Pinterest
Oh man, I have a great answer for this. Years ago, I saw that video that must have been from LimeWire or Kazaa or one of those sites and these people were getting it on in a bedroom and there was a poster of The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express on the wall. If you aren’t familiar with The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express (and why would you be?), they were a wrestling tag team in the ’80s and ’90s. I don’t know what year this video was shot in, but there’s never really an appropriate time to have that poster on your wall.
Working Hard Or Hardly Working?
High Angle View Of Panda Shape Candies In Plastic Bag. Photo: Richard Greiner / EyeEm (Getty).
I was watching this video once and it was sort of low budget (re: very low budget) and when the camera panned around, at one point you could see a few members of the crew. One guy was just sitting in the corner eating a bag of gummy bears. I don’t know why, but it made me laugh so much. The idea of a guy just sitting there munching down on a bag of Haribo Gummy’s while two people are pounding away in front of him was hilarious to me.
Actual Delivery Guy
Pizza Delivery Person. Photo: vgajic (Getty).
One time I saw a delivery guy I know from my old restaurant standing back there just smiling away. He was also wearing clear braces, which is fine if you want to improve your smile, but when you’re in the background of a hardcore sex scene, it just makes it that much more bizarre. I mean, wouldn’t you take out your brace for your big screen debut?
Jersey Floor
Photo: Wesley Hitt (Getty).
I’m sure multiple people have already mentioned dogs in the background because nothing is funnier than that. I’d say, other than that, I saw these two people having sex in the dude’s apartment and there was a Jon Kitna Dallas Cowboys jersey lying on the floor. First of all, pick up your laundry before shooting a porn, you goon. Second, why is anyone having sex with a dude that would spend money on a Jon Kitna jersey?
Don’t Make Eye Contact
Young woman looking out of laptop screen and pressing her hand agasint the glass. Photo: Tim Robberts (Getty).
My own reflection. Hahaha, get it? Because I was watching porn by myself and I’m going to die alone hahaha. : (
