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When it comes to terrible gift wrapping attempts, there are some things you just can’t fake. If you’re a horrible wrapper like us (not to be confused with horrible rapper like Kanye), or if you last any and all creativity, you’re no stranger to an obvious gift wrapping fail, the kind the takes out all the surprise and holiday cheer. Here’s a collection of photos that show you people can be generous and a total Scrooge in one foul swoop, and here’s to another collection of Christmas miracles!
So if you’re thinking of getting anyone a gift and wrapping it, regardless if it’s a pair of wolf panties for your gal, or some 3D wolf boxers for your dude, make sure to not make it completely obviously when you finally set out to wrap it.
And if you do, just blame it on too much liquor. That’s always a good excuse. And believable. Especially since it is the holiday time, and of course you need anything to get you through the season
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Gift Wrapping Fails
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I'm Stumped
Hint: You use it to sit on.
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Now Cook
Time to watch the Food Network.
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The Kid Will Never Guess Right
Please tell me it's not a live animal.
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And Away We Go
TV?
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Motorcycle Dreams
Plot twist: It's just a bunch of pillows stacked together.
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Perfect For Toddlers
A drill or a super decked out gun.
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Amen
I mean, it is his birthday.
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Gift Wrapping Fails #8
You hit it right on the spot.
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The Gift That Keeps On Barking
At least you won't want to return him.
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Damn, Elf
That Elf on a Shelf is not to be trusted.
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Guns, Guns, Guns
Because some people want a gun on a holy holiday.
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That Took Effort
At least they have him air holes.
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On The Road Again
The sad thing is there's a shitty car under there.
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On The Road Again 2
"You guys, you shouldn't have."
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Decked Out
In his defense, perhaps a storm is coming? Eh, I tried.
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Yuge Gift
What Donald Trump gave his favorite daughter.
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Job Well Done?
I will admit, I have no clue what that is.
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Um...
Well this is awkward.
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Jingle Bells
And here's just what those bells needed.