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“Hello, sweetheart? Yeah, cancel my Dunkin’ Donuts order for today. I’m no longer craving that Long John.”
According to The Smoking Gun, three freshman students at Westside High School in Omaha are in deep shit after their home economics teacher ate the frosted turnover they made as part of their assignment last Thursday.
The reason they’re now facing criminal charges? You guessed it: The frosting on that turnover was made from their semen.
Nebraska Students Busted Adding Semen To Frosting Used On Turnover Eaten By Teacher
Police said the three boys each went to the bathroom at separate times, masturbated into containers and then returned to the classroom. They then mixed the semen into some frosting that was then spread onto the turnovers they had baked in class, all of which were then sampled by the 59-year-old teacher to make sure they were doing it right.
Sadly, the female teacher didn’t learn about the fact that she likely ingested semen until another student”reported overhearing the suspects discussing their plan.” After being questioned by police, the three boys admitted to “planning to mix their bodily fluids into the frosting” because they wanted their teacher to taste it, but only two of them admitted to actually going through with it.
As it stands, all three boys will be prosecuted in juvenile court for misdemeanor assault and will also “face unspecified school disciplinary measures,” which if it’s anything less than expulsion, well, it’ll be almost as disgusting as eating a cum-covered turnover.
Well, it could have been her orange juice, too.
