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Because if you want to know what Donald Trump feels like when he goes on a date with his daughter, now you can!
Regardless of how you feel of the trash bag that is Donald Trump, at least we can all admit that his daughter, Ivanka Trump is pretty damn nice to look at. And if you’ve ever had the strange, erotic fantasy of hanging out with the 35-year-old well here is your chance, because Ivanka is offering a one-time meet up with her that involves hot sex! Actually, no. It only involves hot coffee.
If you’re thinking, “just who in the hell is going to bid to go out with Ivanka for 40 minutes?” Well, as you can tell below, the current highest bid comes in at over 18,000, which is probably what it cost a night to stay at the Trump Plaza Hotel.
There sure are some rich lonely dudes out there (although something tells me Donald may have the higest bid). Oh, and you better keep your hands to yourself, because CharityBuzz will expect the winner to behave themselves, as Ivanka’s personal security will be there. Oh boy, what a date!
“Polite manners and respect for the generous donor and adherence to any rules or parameters are a must,” CharityBuzz states.
But hey, if Ivanka is really into you the date might end with this:
Photo: Suzanne Kreiter/The Boston Globe (Getty)
You’re probably better off staying at home and searching for The Trumps on PornHub.
h/t The LAD Bible
