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Something tells me this dude won’t have a good Christmas.
If you thought your junk hurt reading about the 10 most brutal penis injuries, or reading about the 10 objects removed out of a penis, this story will probably make you faint.
Two friends from a village of Vanatory in north-eastern Romania, were obviously drunk before they had the smart idea of handling a chainsaw. The 49-year-old man with the chainsaw at hand says he did warn his 53-year-old friend, a father-of-three, to be careful. He wasn’t careful, because he lunged at him as a joke. And of course, the chainsaw hit him right in the groin.
Man who ruined his friend’s junk. (Picture: CEN)
The 53-year-old was rushed to the hospital, where surgeons were able to save as much of his penis as they could. Surgeons did reveal that while the man is in stable condition, it is too early to tell whether he will ever enjoy a normal sex life again. Man, now that’s a tragedy.
There’s more to the story. The wife of the dude with a ruined penis now, actually was nearby when it happened, and is now threatening to press charges on her husband’s friend (probably ex-friend now).
“We were cutting wood and I called our neighbor to help,” she reveals. “Suddenly I saw my husband covered in blood.” Lady, you were all drunk, and your husband was joking around while a man held a chainsaw. Come on, now.
“I was holding the chainsaw and I said: ‘Be careful – I could cut your knees,’ the man who took off his friend’s junk said. “Everything happened in play, it was a joke. I didn’t want to cut him, I was helping him to cut wood and this is what happened. I’m not a criminal. I hope I don’t go to prison.”
Well, regardless, prison sounds better than living without your penis.
h/t Metro
