Photo: YASUYOSHI CHIBA (Getty)
It wouldn’t be Christmas without some clever hipster innovations involving beards, holiday decorations and Pabst Blue Ribbon. While you may have been hoping for a white Christmas, there is a 100-percent chance of it raining hipsters on your holidays. Enjoy these trending hipster Christmas beards that are as clever as they are terrifyingly beautiful. You can also check how hipsters have ruin everything, in case you are one and are curious as to how you’ve, you know, ruined everything. Let’s just call that a Christmas miracle, and proceed to checking out all these hair gems.
This is probably your reaction.
So now that you’ve see all those beards, are you inspired to get your beard into the Christmas mood? What’s that? You don’t have a beard? You can’t grow one as much as you try to? And it took No Shave November to prove to yourself that you can only grow about a handful of hairs on your face in a month? Well that is quite a depressing way to find out.
Well, regardless, go out there and spread some holiday cheer.
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Jingle Beard
Now sing!
Photo: Pinterest
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Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
Why are you on a man's face?
Photo: Instagram
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Have A Sassy Christmas!
Forget the ugly sweater, dress your face instead.
Photo: The Gay Beards
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The Stockings
He sure looks joyful.
Photo: Instagram
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The Mistletoe
Any ladies interested?
Photo: Sarah Winward
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The Classic
Red and green are always the safe pick.
Photo: Instagram
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The Tiny Ornaments
Something oddly disturbing about this.
Photo: Beard Baubles
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The Family Tree
Better than Charlie Brown's tree. Tough call.
Photo: Instagram
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Decorate A Face
Why put a star on your tree when you can put it on a beard?
Photo: Instagram
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Stay In The Holiday Mood
By putting Christmas on your face.
Photo: YouTube
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The Glitz
Yep, just put it in the glitz.
Photo: YouTube
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Bows On Bows
Now head out to your holiday party.
Photo: Instagram
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Winter Is Coming
Can't you tell?
Photo: Taylor Herring
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More Ornaments!
Might as well fit as many as you can on your face hair.
Photo: Instagram
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Don't Forget The Candy Canes
Because even your beard wants sweets.
Photo: Barcroft
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The Woodsman
Because this means you're either festive or you don't shower often.
Photo: Instagram
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And Here's A Reindeer
Hey, Santa might need you to light his sleigh. Or when he wants to get high.
Photo: Instagram
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PBR
The 'B' is for beard. And also baffling.
Photo: Pinterest
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The Grinch Beard
But this beard is sure happy it's the holidays.
Photo: Instagram
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It's A Country Christmas
AKA a Larry the Cable Guy Christmas.
Photo: Stephanie Jarstad
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Snowman Beard
This Frosty is not melting anything soon.
Photo: YouTube
