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After having your wisdom teeth pulled, it’s probably not a good idea to keep your phone on you. In fact, there’s no “probably” about it. In such a state, you never know what you could text or email to someone that will come back to bite you in the ass. Take 19-year-old University of Nebraska–Lincoln undergrad Abby Jo Hamele, for instance. She seemed to think she was about to miss a deadline on a paper and decided it was a good time to inquire while still high on hydrocodone and in recovery. What’s an email like that look like? I’m glad we asked for you. Take a look:
I EMAILED MY PHILOSOPHY TA WHILE I WAS HIGH ON HYDROCODON I’M DEAD pic.twitter.com/ncJ8XX4zoe
— Abby Jo Hamele (@jabbyo3) November 21, 2016
The words “love you bye” are almost always the perfect touch when trying to sound professional, so clearly there was no problem with Abby’s closer. It was everything else that came before it that may have done her in. Fortunately, her TA figured out pretty quickly that she may have been under the influence:
@jabbyo3 this was the response I got if anyone was wondering pic.twitter.com/wMJC2CSsID
— Abby Jo Hamele (@jabbyo3) November 21, 2016
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. Now K.P. totally knows you waited until the last week to even think about writing your paper. Better luck next semester!
h/t Buzzfeed
