I hope my parents are proud of me.
So as my dream of winning a Pulitzer Prize continues to slip through my fingers, I just had to share this extremely important video of a woman giving oral sex to a dude on the subway. Because after I’ve told you about the woman giving a guy head in a grocery store, and about the couple who filmed a sex tape inside of a Walmart, there is really no going back.
So while we don’t know where this was filmed, we know it’s on a subway, and we know we feel bad for the person who stood anywhere near that spot afterwards. Take a look at the NSFW video clip thanks to the classy Instagram titled Subway Creatures.
Can someone also explain to me why the guy decided to sit on this woman’s lap afterwards? That part might be the most disturbing.
In conclusion: We apologize for showing you this and we look forward to showing you similar things in the future. Enjoy the rest of your day.
h/t Barstool Sports
