And you can’t return this gift, cat.
We sure do love our Photoshop jobs. From “Action Squirrel” to the dog wearing a “ballistic vest,” to the Photoshop troll who makes works of art, we seriously can’t get enough of the magic that occurs when people have some imagination and a hell of a lot of free time on their hands. And now it’s the world’s oldest cat’s turn.
Nutmeg the cat is 31-years-old which would be 141-years-old in human years. If I lived 141 years it would be about 100 years too many. Nutmeg only has three teeth, but he does have his own room and is well taken care off by his British owners Tyne and Wear. Nutmeg also gets fed tuna, cream and hot roast chicken. Although, Nutmeg looks like he isn’t a happy camper. Take a look at the picture below of him thanks to Reddit:
Chin up, Nutmeg. The internet has Photoshopped you as a gift. Take a look at some of the best works the internet had to offer:
May you live 31 more years, although you are probably miserable so hopefully not.
We also dig this: Jennifer Lawrence Holding A Measuring Tape Was The Perfect Photo To Photoshop
Nutmeg the Cat
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Death Is Near
Time is running out, Nutmeg.
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Not Cool, Guys
Nutmeg isn't a fan of this prank.
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NutMeg Was A Girl
And a hot one, too.
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Long Live Nutmeg
He shall always be in our hearts. You know, when he's dead.
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I Told You I Wasn't Kidding
Nutmeg just showed everyone who is boss.
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Chill Cat
His face says misery, but his shirt says relax.
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Holy Hell
"Guys, I think something is wrong with the cat."
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Enough Is Enough
"Sorry, human, your reign has ended."
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Nutmeg Has Things Left To Do
Although, she doesn't look too happy being on Morgan Freeman's shoulder.
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Time Is Ticking Down
Oh, Nutmeg, how you've changed.
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Oh No...
This would be your time to hide under the bed, Nutmeg.
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Hisss-Tory
And he shall always be in our textbooks.
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Can't Wait For This Movie
Andy Serkis can do no wrong.
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Where They All End Up
Enjoy your remaining years.
