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Perhaps that is why you were dumped, mate.
Some men might feel a tad insecure when they discover that their gal might enjoy a thing on batteries better than what they give them (although some men prefer stealing sex toys), but 33-year-old Rich Moore, from Orpington, London really couldn’t deal with that fact so he did the next logical thing in his mind: Destroy the monster!
Photo: Rich Moore/Facebook
After a seven-year relationship, Moore’s girlfriend dumped him, which set Moore off (just like something set off the guy who slapped his girlfriend with a sex toy). Moore’s plan was launched when he went over to his ex-girlfriend’s house to collect his belongings, but he lost his marbles once he saw the thing that killed his relationship: The vibrator. But not before ripping apart his ex’s pricey sunglasses:
“I’ve gone to get my stuff and I came across the glasses and smashed them,” Moore admits. “Then I found the dildo and I just ripped it up. It was one of those bullet ones.” “She loved the dildo more than me, that’s why I got the hump with it. I bought it; it cost me £30 ($36),” Moore added.
“I told the police I had broken the dildo and offered to pay for it to save us all going to court but they weren’t having it.” And because of that Moore was arrested and charged with criminal damage, and he’s been out on bail until October 19.
“It’s all so petty and a waste of taxpayers’ money. It’s ridiculous if you think about it. “I wanted to go to court with a T-shirt saying Save The Dildos but I decided it was probably best not to.”
I don’t know if this man is an idiot or a genius. OK, he’s an idiot, but that shirt will be Urban Outfitters’ next top seller.
h/t The LAD Bible
