Super Douche At Houston ‘Cars And Coffee’ Event Almost Takes Out Crowd Of People With His Mustang

October 3, 2016

I remember being a six-year-old kid and hearing a guy rev the engine of his Ford Mustang at an intersection before gunning it the second the light turned green and thinking that it was super cool.

Well, apparently there are people who still think that it’s cool despite the fact that they are now well into their 40s and 50s, and one of those guys was behind the wheel of his Ford Mustang at a “Cars and Coffee” event in Houston Saturday morning. With the streets lined with onlookers, the dude decided to put on a show and push his accelerator to the floor.

Let’s see how that turned out:

Super Douche At Houston ‘Cars And Coffee’ Event Almost Takes Out Crowd Of People With His Mustang

Man, that was so cool.

Here’s another angle of what was nothing short of pure shitdickery:

Stay cool, bro.

h/t Jalopnik

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Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

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