The Alaskan SWAT Team Might Want To Practice How To Properly Breach A House

September 28, 2016

For starters, we were shocked that there were only five of them if you count the guy who’s just chilling in the Humvee, but then we realized that that was pretty much half of the state’s population.

Great news for the perp wanted by the Alaskan FBI’s SWAT team, as it looks like it might be a while before they bring you to justice:

It’s a shame we can’t get these guys the same footwear that keeps our best football and basketball players from slipping on slick surfaces. On the other had, when that poor bastard with the battering ram fell at the 14-second mark, it was pretty damn funny.

No word on why the SWAT team was called to the house in the first place, but odds are whoever was inside probably wasn’t there anymore by the time they found a way inside.

h/t Barstool Sports

That was almost as funny as a story about clowns getting into a car wreck: Reporters Can’t Stop Laughing At This Ridiculous Story Of A Car Crash Involving Clowns

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