Georgia Fan Celebrates Team’s Win So Hard That He Goes Crashing Through A Window

September 19, 2016

Well, at least now we know why landlords collect security deposits.

When your team can’t win the big one, I guess this is what you do. Watch as a University of Georgia football fan celebrates his beloved team’s Week 3 victory over an unranked Missouri team so hard that he literally throws himself through a window at his shitty college housing unit.

Georgia fan really liked that Eason TD pass…wait for it…here comes the broken glass (from @Jeffrey_moore7) pic.twitter.com/0jZpWKmKWN

— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) September 18, 2016

And this is why we can’t have nice shit, people.

@jeffrey_moore7 …we’re at the hospital now pic.twitter.com/IE3cYlBCZT

— Jeff Moore (@jeffrey_moore7) September 18, 2016

That momentary lapse of common sense sent Jeff Moore to the hospital with one hell of a gash in his left arm, but they were thankfully able to stitch him up. It sounds like he should be 100 percent by the time November 19 rolls around and he throws himself into oncoming traffic after the Bulldogs take down the mighty Ragin’ Cajuns of Louisiana-Lafayette.

Wait, my team won the Super Bowl? Sounds like I should wreck myself: Baltimore Ravens Fan Celebrates Super Bowl Win By Breaking Some Bones

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