Passive-Aggressive Letter To Neighbor Takes A Straight Up Aggressive Turn

August 26, 2016

Look, we’ve all had neighbors we don’t like, but if there’s one way to make them even bigger a-holes than they already are, a passive-aggressive note usually does the trick. That’s why the person who wrote the following “Howdy Neighbor!” letter (that’s more formal than a note at least, right?) went with a less timid approach. Did it work? We may never know. But judging by the foul language, we can’t imagine so.

Why can’t more neighbors just be like Wilson from “Home Improvement”? Hell, even a stupid Ned Flanders sounds better than either of the people involved in the squabble above.

via Reddit

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