Here’s a hint: If he would have made it, it wouldn’t have been a story.
According to CNN, a Pittsburgh man reportedly only injured his ankle when he tried to impress a girl by jumping from rooftop to rooftop and came up short. You also have to think that he’s dealing with a pretty battered ego, too, after the stunt went awry and he had to be pulled out of the gap between two buildings by paramedics and police.
Responding rescue personnel not only had to rappel down one of the buildings, but they also had to dig through layers of a wall made of brick inside the Qdoba to get the man out of his predicament safely. The entire rescue operation took four hours, and he was eventually taken away by an ambulance.
Public Works has arrived with heavier equipment to break through the thick walls @PghEMS #teamwork pic.twitter.com/LLHDAaJDXZ
— Pgh Public Safety (@PghPublicSafety) August 23, 2016
And that, kids, is just another reason why you always start with simply paying for her dinner and movie during the initial phase of impressing a woman.