I’m just going to assume that the guy below didn’t hear about the dude who was eaten by an alligator after yelling “F**k that alligator,” and he hasn’t heard about the guy who hid from police in a pond only to be demolished by an alligator, either. And I know he hasn’t read any of that because he attempted the dumbest thing ever.
Meet Fred Boyce. Fred is a herpetologist, so you’d think he would have some logic when dealing with gators. Fred doesn’t have logic. Proof he doesn’t is below:
Check out the video of this idiot here.
h/t imgur