Watching somebody roll through Walmart on an electric scooter looking for bargains on oversized containers of cheese balls isn’t news. I mean, you see that almost as often as you hear Donald Trump say something racist.
But it’s not every day that you see a man use the scooter to escape the discount store after first running over an employee who tried but failed to stop him from stealing.
How have we not seen that in 29 seasons of “Cops”?
Even crazier than the man’s ability to make it out of the Tucson Walmart on July 3? You guessed it: Police still haven’t caught the guy, and he was so handicapped or injured that he was carrying crutches with him on top of needing an electric scooter to get from point A to point B.
So if you’re keeping score at home, a man who needs crutches and an electric scooter to get around was able to do what Heisman Trophy winner and NFL Hall of Fame running back O.J. Simpson couldn’t do in a Ford Bronco, and that of course is outrun the law.
