Wild Boar Runs Out Of The Baltic Sea And Attacks People On The Beach

July 19, 2016

Photo: YouTube

I like to rip on fat kids who sit inside and play video games when it’s sunny and 85 degrees instead of having their grandmas drive them to the beach to throw around the pigskin and look at girls in bikinis.

But after watching this clip of a wild boar running out of the Baltic Sea and attacking Bulgarian and Russian beachgoers who were expecting nothing more than a fun day of catching rays and building sand castles, I’d like to retract my criticism.

Wild Boar Runs Out Of The Baltic Sea And Attacks People On The Beach

I mean, how terrifying is that? Somebody else pulled out their cellphone instead of helping their fallen countrymen and caught the attack from a different angle, and it’s equally as disturbing:

Here’s to hoping that somebody caught that thing before it gave hydrophobia to some poor kid, and they were able to enjoy the rest of their day at the beach with some freshly cooked pulled pork sandwiches.

h/t BroBible

Here’s an even better reason to stay away from the beach this summer: 10 Fatal Shark Attack Tales That Will Make You Never Want To Swim Again

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