“Hey, in the blue. Turn around.”
Based on what happened after a teacher said that to the caboose at the end of a line of seven kids waiting to get dunked over when an Alabama community college basketball player recently visited a local elementary school, we’ll put it near the top of the list of the worst advice ever given.
That’s because Tyrell Clary from Wallace State Community College in Hanceville was supposed to dunk a basketball over all seven kids during his dunk showcase. Our guess is that the first six kids in line thought it was one of the coolest things they had ever seen. The seventh kid? Yeah, not so much.
Take a look at the video thanks to this Twitter:
We can already envision what the transcript will look like from this poor kid’s therapy session 10 years from now:
Doctor: “So it seems as though you have a problem with authority. Why do you think that is?”
Kid: “Because the last time I listed to an authority figure, I wound up with a face full of dick.”
Tragic stuff.
h/t Barstool Sports
