If there’s one thing you can’t deny about ol’ Yeezus, it’s that we could all use a day off from hearing about him. From his overhyped album to his publicity stunt marriage to his proclamation of Bill Cosby’s innocence, he has become quite exhausting. Here are 30 of the funniest jokes tweets about Kanye West that comedians have given us.
Kanye tweets like Kim only lets him have his phone for 15 minutes a day
— Cocaine Cola (@SatansTongue) February 15, 2016
One day, Kanye will release an empty cd album and tell his fans to imagine the music they’ll be like “I hear it”
— ㅤ (@percxcet) September 22, 2015
Kim: What are u looking at?
Kanye: WHAT’S THAT BRIGHT THING
Kim: That’s the sun. Don’t stare at it.
Kanye: pic.twitter.com/OQMRCshDzS
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) March 20, 2015
[kanye lands on the moon]
mission control I’ve discover a new planet
“that’s…that’s just the moon kanye”
I call it Big Cray Space Rock
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) April 15, 2015
kanye west only shows his smile for the most important people in his life; his wife, his daughter, and zayn malik pic.twitter.com/Lj2uo9kbRe
— lauren cruz (@LCruzOfficial) August 10, 2015
Kanye West should open up a vegan restaurant called Imma Let You Spinach
— Good Account (@SortaBad) March 7, 2015
If you say ‘Kanye West’ in the mirror three times then there’s a good chance you’re Kanye West.
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) February 25, 2015
Kanye West told a nigga who plays like 14 instruments that he needs to respect the artistry of a woman who needs 4 writers for one song
— DrewsThatDude (@DrewsThatDude) February 9, 2015
find someone who believes in you the way kanye believes in tidal
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) February 17, 2016
Kanye tell me what you see.
*shows pic of crawfish*
That shit cray
*old man*
That shit gray
*platter*
That shit tray
*priest*
That shit pray— Thoughtter (@ThoughtOtter) August 1, 2013
kanye west: beyoncé is the best there is & she’s one of the few true artists of our generation
me:
kanye:
me: how did u get in my room again— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) February 11, 2015
Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.
— P!nk (@Pink) September 14, 2009
weird, this is also the progression of kanye’s career pic.twitter.com/XSP2YYGIgA
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) February 27, 2016
Just tried to retweet my own tweet and now I know what it feels like to be Kanye.
— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 1, 2015
Kanye’s fashion sense is “toddler who insists on dressing himself.” pic.twitter.com/Ikvao3FHsU
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) February 10, 2016
[kanye west bursts out of a birthday cake in front of a mirror]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KANYE!
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) June 23, 2015
KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous
TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims
KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT
TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS
KANYE: damn ur good— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) February 18, 2016
Drive over Kanye’s head if you want your kart to receive a speed boost pic.twitter.com/eRVx04tN8f
— no (@tbhjuststop) September 27, 2014
beyonce looks like the parent that let the kid win pic.twitter.com/TgecJ2n4wY
— milk (@miilkkk) November 18, 2014
“Kanye West come on down ur next on The Price is Right!!”
*Kanye moonwalks backwards downstairs & immediately bids 100k on washer/dryer*— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) May 22, 2013
@kanyewest That’s good Kanye. And when the sun goes away it’s called…..what? Don’t be shy you got this.
— Grover (@XGroverX) March 30, 2016
ME: Who ate my peanut butter
MY ROOMMATE KANYE WEST: I was hungry bro
ME: Not cool
MY ROOMMATE KANYE WEST: Also can I borrow $53 million— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) February 16, 2016
Kanye deleting those tweets like they’re not already being made into coffee mugs on etsy
— Alana Russo (@alanarusso) January 27, 2016
Got my hands on Kanye’s drafts. Unbelievable pic.twitter.com/h6EpJ5mLpR
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) February 9, 2016
kanye the type of nigga to sing a lullaby to his daughter and get mad when she falls asleep during his performance
— wajed (@surpassable) January 4, 2015
kanye’s tweets are starting to just sound like posters a 22yr old white girl would hang in her new apartment pic.twitter.com/UxHCv3m9pr
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) March 25, 2016
I just realized something. I think that Kanye IS saying that she’s a gold digger!
— The Guy (@theguydf) June 4, 2015
What your granny made you wear after you peed on yourself pic.twitter.com/a8nRp26KBt
— Il Duce (@Jamel_Montalban) February 12, 2015
watch kanye name his kid “saint” or some stupid shit
— sickboi (@KlLLRudy) June 22, 2015
It’s not hard to believe that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been married for 2 years. They spend every fucking day reminding us.
— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) May 24, 2016
