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Let me first start off by apologizing to all the teachers who worked hard to make sure I made something of my life. OK, now that that is out of the way, let’s talk about a gal who is fine with breastfeeding her boyfriend.
Jennifer Mulford is a 36-year-old who actually quit her job as a bartender in order to breastfeed her high school sweetheart, Brad Leeson. And she does it every two hours. And if you aren’t sick yet, Mulford pumps into bottles if he isn’t around so that Leeson can have a bottle or two while watching some sports like a totally normal dude, probably.
This is apparently called an Adult Breastfeeding Relationship, and focuses on saving money on store bought milk (maybe?). Mulford is all for this relationship, but says she draws the line at public breastfeeding. I’m just shocked there’s a line. Here’s a feeding in action:
“He (Leeson) is a real alpha male but behind closed doors this relationship lets him put his guard down, be submissive and allow himself to be loved 100 percent,” Mulford tells The Sun. And if you’re wondering, Mulford and her boyfriend have no plans to stop doing this:
“This is a lifestyle we have chosen. We look forward to years from now still needing and wanting each other,” Mulford says. “I can come home from a very stressful day and seconds after Brad latching on I feel a sense of peace and calm. For that time I feel like we become one. I have yet to feel anything more comforting. It’s a bond that no one can come between.”
I mean, that’s good that they’re both happy, but damn, Brad, couldn’t you have just latched on to a bottle of whiskey to deal with stuff like the rest of us?
