I guess uncooked meatballs at Domino’s Pizza look a lot like balls.
According to Metro, a prankster going by the name of Ponce in the UK recently ordered a Pepperoni Passion pizza from his local Domino’s Pizza, had his buddy put part of his testicles on the pie, snapped a photo of it and then tweeted @Dominos_UK that he was “fuming” because there was an “uncooked meatball” on his pizza.
Even crazier than all of that? You guessed it: They actually apologized for it.
Domino’s Pizza Actually Apologized To A Dude Whose Pal Put His Testicle On Their Pizza
The nut belonged to Ponce’s friend Steve, who now has the satisfaction of knowing that more than one million people saw his nard:
Over 1 million people have seen my left testicle ffs pic.twitter.com/JYDI2uyQET
— steve (@stevples) May 22, 2016
It’s also worth noting that the comedy didn’t end with Ponce taking a picture of one of his buddy’s plums on their pie, as he also let Domino’s know that “whoever cooked this deserves the sack.”
You see, it’s funny because his pal’s nutsack was on the pizza and another way to say somebody should get fired is to say you should sack them. Hysterical.
