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If you’re in the marketing department at Taco Bell, go take a vacation. I mean, there is no better endorsement for just how damn good your food is than a mother beating the shit out of her kid over one of your burritos.
According to WOWK, a Milton mother was arrested last Friday after police arrived at her house and found her punching her teenage son in the face. The reason for the altercation? You guessed it: a Taco Bell burrito.
When police officers tried to place Loretta Lynn Armstrong in handcuffs, she took her crazy to the next level. Armstrong reportedly began screaming and cussing up a storm before throwing herself on the ground and rolling around.
Officers were somehow able to keep a straight face and eventually slapped the cuffs on her. After a brief medical evaluation, Armstrong was placed in the back of a squad car and hauled off to jail. Police then contacted Child Protective Services to find a better place for Armstrong’s son, which by the looks of things, would be pretty much anywhere else.
