CamSoda bills themselves as the “most advanced cam social network on the Internet,” as they “bring together the hottest girls, the most advanced technology and do it all for FREE!” Their “models are paid the most and may receive health insurance bonus payments.”
But with the invention of the JerkShirt, it appears as though they’ve really outdone themselves this time around.
I mean, if you’re that guy who can’t make it through a family reunion or a nine-hour workday at the accounting firm without pounding off, then it’s your lucky day, as the JerkShirt comes with a “fully bendable prosthetic arm” that allows you to “jerk it privately at work with no fuss.”
In fact, it’s “jerktastic.” And that’s probably also the best way to describe their infomercial:
Still not convinced that the JerkShirt is the product for you? Well, just read what Toby from Los Angeles had to say about it:
“I decided to wear JerkShirt to work and I knew it would be a stressful day! Little did my co-workers know I was jerking in my shirt! I even got a high-five for finishing my project early! Thank you JerkShirt!”
I for one didn’t need the testimonial. I was sold once I saw that the JerkShirt came with a “splash guard.”
h/t BroBible
